[ AU ] the true assassin initiation ritual: foursomes

[ ELENA IS OFF DOING SOMETHING SOMEWHERE FOR A WHILE. IDK. SHAUN IS NOT BLOCKED FROM DRINKING. IT'S BEEN A HARD WEEK. CLEARLY THIS MEANS THAT THE ASSASSINS BREAK INTO THE ALCOHOL SUPPLY. THAT SUPPLY IS NOW NEARLY GONE. OUR FOURSOME DON'T CARE. INEBRIATION IS HIGH. INHIBITIONS ARE LOW. DAMNIT DESMOND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR GRANDPA. MALIK IS MAKING OUT WITH YOU NOW ]

((ORGANIZATION??? TAG ORDER: MALIK -> DESMOND -> ALTAIR -> SHAUN ??? DOES THIS WORK WHY AM I STILL IN CAPS))