[ backdated fourthwall fun times ]

[bluefalconed]

[ In which Altair's wife makes an appearance, he gets incredibly topped, and the entire Assassin Barn can laugh at him ]

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[insurrectionist]

( She's been with you long enough for that hood to be the least menacing thing alive. Or thereabouts. )

Yes?

[eaglegenius]

[ Sudden and very meaningful hug ]

[insurrectionist]

( Well... that is. Unexpected. She returns the hug with an awkward pat on your back. ) Are you alright? You're acting as if I am a ghost!

[eaglegenius]

In a way, you are. But it has been too long since I saw you.

[ Not letting go ]

[insurrectionist]

( Eyeroll. But you get a kiss to the corner of your mouth for good measure. ) You saw me just this morning.

But now, dearest husband, can you please explain to me where we are.

[eaglegenius]

I saw you more than a year ago. We are in a place torn between time and worlds. They call it a Camp, but it is like nothing I have ever seen before or hopefully will see again.

[insurrectionist]

A year? That does not seem possible.

And camp? ( She stares at her surroundings a little, still more confused than anything. ) This is a piss poor example of a camp if I have ever seen one.

[eaglegenius]

It is, and yet there are things here that would... that will shock you.

[ Finally pulling back ]

Stay away from the lake.

[insurrectionist]

It would take quite a bit to shock me. It must be quite gruesome if it's that bad.

[eaglegenius]

That... and dangerous. We will have to make sure you are saved. Death has little meaning here, but there are still precautions to be taken.

[insurrectionist]

I can take care of myself. My only concern is for the babe we have apparently left behind alone now.

[eaglegenius]

[ He pulls her into a tight hug again ]

It is still hard to believe. But our child will be fine in your absence, he won't even know you were gone.

gosh you're so huggy right now husband

[insurrectionist]

I do not see how, considering all he knows to trust has vanished right now.

he missed you so much

[eaglegenius]

I have been assured time does not pass while we are here. And I know he will be fine, I have yet to see his face, but I can already say for certain that he will grow and be strong.

so cute, you giant woobie

[insurrectionist]

Hm. As long as I do not have to worry, then I won't. Or at least try not to.

And considering how much fussing he does already, that is to be certain.

8(

[eaglegenius]

I am glad to see you.

[ Can he just have a proper kiss (or three) now? ]

well you are

[insurrectionist]

I am glad to see you as well.

( Oh fine. Kisses for you, silly husband. )

it's just that it's been a while

[eaglegenius]

Perhaps we should go back to our base here. Malik has done well with it, considering our circumstances.