[ backdated fourthwall fun times ]

[bluefalconed]

[ In which Altair's wife makes an appearance, he gets incredibly topped, and the entire Assassin Barn can laugh at him ]

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idk honey but here you go

[insurrectionist]

( WELL THIS WAS. Well, she didn't know what this was. This was bizarre, to say the least.

Have a rather confused Maria? )

[bluefalconed]

[ Was out and about walking with your husband when he spots you. He looks for a second just to make sure that it really is you before walking over. ]

So, I see that you finally join us.

[eaglegenius]

[ This can't be true... leaving Malik and walking up to her, hood up and (hopefully) not menacing ]

Maria?

[eaglegenius]

Who are you...

[ Sorry Malik, you're not as interesting as his wife ]

[bluefalconed]

[ I'm going to let you have a moment with your wife doop doop ]

[insurrectionist]

Finally? Was I not just with the both of you a moment ago?

[insurrectionist]

( She's been with you long enough for that hood to be the least menacing thing alive. Or thereabouts. )

Yes?

[bluefalconed]

This place has a habit of making things confusing.

For instance, it is nearly one thousand years later than our time.

[insurrectionist]

( She will admit that this place is... very bizarre, but. What. ) ...Are you quite alright?

[eaglegenius]

[ You're a good second in command ]

[eaglegenius]

[ Sudden and very meaningful hug ]

[bluefalconed]

[ I'm just glad I don't have to deal with you alone anymore ]

[bluefalconed]

As alright as I can be after dealing with Altair on my own for the past year.

[insurrectionist]

( Well... that is. Unexpected. She returns the hug with an awkward pat on your back. ) Are you alright? You're acting as if I am a ghost!

[eaglegenius]

[ Just Monday, Wednesday and Friday ]

[bluefalconed]

[ That I can live with. ]

[insurrectionist]

( Stares. Stares some more. ) The past year? That cannot be true, I've been with the both of you almost constantly since Darim was born.

[eaglegenius]

In a way, you are. But it has been too long since I saw you.

[ Not letting go ]

[bluefalconed]

As I said, this place has a habit of making things more confusing.

I have been here for nearly two years.

[eaglegenius]

[ And alternate Sundays ]

[bluefalconed]

[ No we kick you out on Sundays ]

[eaglegenius]

[ Can't kick me out of camp ]

[insurrectionist]

( Eyeroll. But you get a kiss to the corner of your mouth for good measure. ) You saw me just this morning.

But now, dearest husband, can you please explain to me where we are.

[insurrectionist]

And just what is this place, then?

[bluefalconed]

[ But we can kick you out of the barn ]