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[bluefalconed]

[ In which Altair's wife makes an appearance, he gets incredibly topped, and the entire Assassin Barn can laugh at him ]

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[insurrectionist]

( She will admit that this place is... very bizarre, but. What. ) ...Are you quite alright?

[bluefalconed]

As alright as I can be after dealing with Altair on my own for the past year.

[insurrectionist]

( Stares. Stares some more. ) The past year? That cannot be true, I've been with the both of you almost constantly since Darim was born.

[bluefalconed]

As I said, this place has a habit of making things more confusing.

I have been here for nearly two years.

[insurrectionist]

And just what is this place, then?

[bluefalconed]

Camp Fuck You Die.

[insurrectionist]

...That is a ridiculous name.

[bluefalconed]

It is a ridiculous place.

[insurrectionist]

Do go on.

[bluefalconed]

It is a place that is capable of pulling people from different times and different worlds and just about anything is capable of happening here.

[insurrectionist]

...What strange nonsense if I've ever heard it. ( She looks around though, especially at all the... odd. Things. And people. ) But you're not one for nonsense.

[bluefalconed]

So you know how much I have suffered here.

[insurrectionist]

I have an inkling.

[bluefalconed]

[ SAVE ME FROM THIS PLACE ]

[ AND YOUR HUSBAND ]

[ BUT HIM I CAN DEAL WITH ]

I suppose I should tell you about the rules in this place.

[insurrectionist]

Rules?

[bluefalconed]

For instance, death has no meaning here. You can be killed and you'll be brought back after a short amount of time. There are creatures that run about that only say "Kupo". Apparently you speak to one and your status as you were is "saved", which means how you are at that moment is how you will be revived.

[insurrectionist]

( Just. Makes this face at you. )

[bluefalconed]

[ This face back. Does this look like the face of someone who is lying? ]

[insurrectionist]

( Usually not. But you could be bullshitting her. You do that to Altaïr plenty. )

[bluefalconed]

[ I know better than to bullshit you ]

[insurrectionist]

( good man, then. ) ...That seems ridiculous.

[bluefalconed]

Even more ridiculous that this place also has the power to change your physical form?

[insurrectionist]

...You must be joking. What can this place not do?

[bluefalconed]

I have learned that it is better not to question it.

[insurrectionist]

I do not think I can do that so easily.