[ backdated fourthwall fun times ]

[bluefalconed]

[ In which Altair's wife makes an appearance, he gets incredibly topped, and the entire Assassin Barn can laugh at him ]

Comments

[bluefalconed]

For instance, death has no meaning here. You can be killed and you'll be brought back after a short amount of time. There are creatures that run about that only say "Kupo". Apparently you speak to one and your status as you were is "saved", which means how you are at that moment is how you will be revived.

[insurrectionist]

( Just. Makes this face at you. )

[bluefalconed]

[ This face back. Does this look like the face of someone who is lying? ]

[insurrectionist]

( Usually not. But you could be bullshitting her. You do that to Altaïr plenty. )

[bluefalconed]

[ I know better than to bullshit you ]

[insurrectionist]

( good man, then. ) ...That seems ridiculous.

[bluefalconed]

Even more ridiculous that this place also has the power to change your physical form?

[insurrectionist]

...You must be joking. What can this place not do?

[bluefalconed]

I have learned that it is better not to question it.

[insurrectionist]

I do not think I can do that so easily.

[bluefalconed]

Once you have spent some time here, you will learn.

I spent a day as a bird.

[insurrectionist]

( Oh lord that made her laugh. ) Why on earth did you do that?

[bluefalconed]

I did nothing. I just woke up and discovered that I had become a bird.

Flight is not as easy as it appears. [ especially if you only have one wing ]

[insurrectionist]

Well, that is not a pleasant change of events. And I can imagine.

[bluefalconed]

Though I heard there are other reasons as to why you may find yourself transformed.

[insurrectionist]

Oh, and reasons might those be?

[bluefalconed]

If you attempt to have sex seems the most common one.

[insurrectionist]

...Well. I must keep the husband away from me, then.

[bluefalconed]

I felt it wise to warn you.

[insurrectionist]

You are a kind and clever man.

[bluefalconed]

I figure one of us needs to be.

[insurrectionist]

Well, when Altaïr is thrown into the mix, that is quite difficult.

[bluefalconed]

We seem to do well, regardless.

[insurrectionist]

Someone has to be a front of sanity against him.

[bluefalconed]

And not many are up for the challenge.