[ backdated fourthwall fun times ]

[bluefalconed]

[ In which Altair's wife makes an appearance, he gets incredibly topped, and the entire Assassin Barn can laugh at him ]

Comments

[bluefalconed]

I did nothing. I just woke up and discovered that I had become a bird.

Flight is not as easy as it appears. [ especially if you only have one wing ]

[insurrectionist]

Well, that is not a pleasant change of events. And I can imagine.

[bluefalconed]

Though I heard there are other reasons as to why you may find yourself transformed.

[insurrectionist]

Oh, and reasons might those be?

[bluefalconed]

If you attempt to have sex seems the most common one.

[insurrectionist]

...Well. I must keep the husband away from me, then.

[bluefalconed]

I felt it wise to warn you.

[insurrectionist]

You are a kind and clever man.

[bluefalconed]

I figure one of us needs to be.

[insurrectionist]

Well, when Altaïr is thrown into the mix, that is quite difficult.

[bluefalconed]

We seem to do well, regardless.

[insurrectionist]

Someone has to be a front of sanity against him.

[bluefalconed]

And not many are up for the challenge.

[insurrectionist]

It is hard to go up against a man of his caliber in arrogance and foolishness.

[bluefalconed]

I doubt there is another man more arrogant or foolish than he.

[insurrectionist]

It would be a crime against nature if there is or ever was.

[bluefalconed]

A serious crime that would need to be stopped.

[insurrectionist]

I'm sure that wouldn't be too difficult.

[bluefalconed]

We have the skills.